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allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

foxnewsofficial:

please

foxnewsofficial:

please

theouatgifs:

I shall go.

moistflow:

picking up something in front of your crush 

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dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

spicy-vagina-tacos:

so my new text post is going great

spicy-vagina-tacos:

so my new text post is going great

the-man-in-the-mirror:

"I’m not gonna spend my life being a color."

the-man-in-the-mirror:

"I’m not gonna spend my life being a color."

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

nataliedormier:

get to know me meme- [1/10] favorite characters: Galina “Red" Reznikov

Why did you do such a thing?
Because they left me out! Because they made fun of me! Because no matter how hard you try and how much we want it, there’s the people who serve the bread, and the people who eat the bread!

kilometersprower:

my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes

kilometersprower:

my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire