I smell it in the air. It’s coming.
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.
that’s a shower…
I shall go.
picking up something in front of your crush
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
so my new text post is going great
"I’m not gonna spend my life being a color."
fun on the right, business on the left
I’m seriously concerned my left or her left
get to know me meme- [1/10] favorite characters: Galina “Red" Reznikov
Why did you do such a thing?
Because they left me out! Because they made fun of me! Because no matter how hard you try and how much we want it, there’s the people who serve the bread, and the people who eat the bread!
my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes
somebody please let this man retire